Colin has a virus.
Don't mind me, I'll just be going around and disinfecting everything with with Lysol wipes...doorknobs, light switches..."Colin what else have you touched?!"
If it was just allergies I wouldn't be so worried, but it seems to be a virus...and I hate getting sick.
I've been washing my hands obsessively as well. We have some of that orange antibacterial soap in the bathroom, merely coincidental, that's just what we had on hand, but it's supposed to kill 99% of germs...which is awesome, except that it feels like it's killing 99% of the skin on my hands...that stuff's harsh! Ah well, I doubt the germs can live after I've used that soap. :p